This trip was crazy. It was rushed madness yet unbelievably relaxing all jumbled into one 5 day excursion. An issue we had the entire time (of which I have derived this title) was getting to places late and needing to change our reservation. I don’t think we made it on time to a single thing this entire trip, mostly because every place we went was so awesome we wanted to spend more time there and consequently missed our reserved time for the next activity.
Day 1:
We left extremely early on Sunday the 5th. The first day was filled with a ridiculous amount of driving that reminded me back of the many long bus trips in India. Our first stop was at Stellenbosch where we participated in a wine tasting extravaganza! As well as taking a tour of their animal preserve. We saw African sheep (my favorites), foxes, meerkats (Timmons), and cheetahs. It was the hottest day imaginable so walking around the beautiful estate was very oppressive. I decided against petting the cheetahs because it was expensive and they were so sedated that it would have been pretty much like petting a giant house cat.
Once everyone else had their fix of kitty petting we were headed off for our longest drive of the whole trip, 4hours… that turned into 7hours. At that point stopping off at gas stations is the only relief from a cramped, noisy (because our damn driver insisted on blasting the radio) and over all just uncomfortable situation.
But once we finally got to our resting place it was all worth it. The Backpackers (that is what they call hostels) we stayed at the first night was so beautiful. There was a pool, a brai (BBQ) area, a sitting/dinning room and even a pool table. Since it was Sunday night (i.e. Super bowl Sunday) I thought it was pretty necessary to stay up late to watch the game. One other kid from the program stayed awake with me and by the end we both thought it was quite worth it, since the game was really good.
I was only able to get 2 hours of sleep before our next adventure. So at that point I was quite sleep deprived and riding on adrenaline (which makes everything way more fun).
Day 2:
Our first stop was the Cango Caves, which were pretty gravy. I really wanted to go spelunking though. Caves are so much fun to explore and these ones were seriously beautiful. One of the chambers we went into used to hold concerts, how cool is that! I would have loved to go to a concert in an underground cavern.
One of the best parts of the caves was the cool relief it provided from another oppressively hot day. But I had to deal with it because our next stop was the OSRITCHES!! They were my favorite! Those birds are so freaking weird. I got to ride one, hold a baby, and pet them. Plus I tried their food (which was nasty and tasted like gerbil pellets) and stand on their eggs (which are ridiculously strong and the equivalent to 24 hen eggs).
I have decided that Ostriches are pretty much dinosaurs, or at least as close as I’ll ever get. They totally could be the modern T-Rex. I have this really funny image of a giant group of Ostriches (T-Rex’s) standing around a campfire talking about how they are going to survive extinction.
Ostrich 1: “Hey guys, the only logical way to proceed with ‘operation: protect the species’ is if we disguise ourselves as something no one would suspect. It’s not going to be easy but it’s the only way.”
Ostrich 2: “I got it! This is what we’ll do. If we shrink ourselves down and hide out as the dumbest animals/birds alive, who would ever suspect us?”
Its brilliant I tell you! They are just biding their time before they can take over the world. This means we all must be getting on their good side ASAP. This is why I have decided I am going to raise one from the egg so that it will love me and will not let its brethren kill me. Also they are super adorable, which is just an added perk.
After our Ostrich encounter we headed to the town we were going to spend the next two nights in, Knysna (k is silent). We had the best lunch I have had here so far at this really cute seaside café (it was so good we ended up going back there for lunch the next day).
The Backpackers that night wasn’t quite as beautiful but it was really cute and we were the only ones there. One of the girls in my program (who goes to UMass) teaches kickboxing, so we had a kick class out on the lawn. After kickin’ it in Africa I did some yoga to stretch out, it was the most relaxed I’ve been in a while. Since I hadn’t gotten any sleep the night before I was super tired and went right to bed.
Day 3:
Elephants and Monkeys, what could be better? I wasn’t going to go to Monkeyland because again very expensive to walk around and look at monkeys. However, the guy who was in charge of our tour paid for me to go in without my knowledge and than made me take the tour (I did not complain). It ended up being really cool and I am glad he made me do it.
We saw King Julius! (Ring tailed lemurs). They were the best part, by FAR!! We also walked across one of the longest extension bridges. There were these howler monkeys that looked like little Rastafarian men but bared his teeth and looking like you could rip your head off.
Oh, speaking of Rasta’s, we also went to a Rastafarian village in the morning. It was not my favorite. Although I would really like to have a theological conversation with someone who grew up there, I think that would be super interesting.
The Elephants were still my favorite part of that day; they are magnificently wise creatures. We got to feed and pet them. It would have been awesome to ride one but because we were late, they rides were all booked up. I enjoyed them immensely anyways.
That night we had a brai. I have had so many of these since being in S. Africa. They are really fun, but S. Africans seriously cannot get enough BBQ’d meat. Regardless, I had a really yummy veg. burger with cheese. My friend Ally and I decided to sleep outside in the hammocks that were in our yard.
Best. Decision. Ever.
Day 4:
Bungee day! I did not participate in it, because as much as I would love to fling myself off the tallest bungee bridge in the world, I hate the sinking feeling that falling provokes. I know that I would be ok with the heights and the jumping but the second I got into the air and I began to fall that damn feeling would kick in and I would HATE the rest of the experience.
So instead a bunch of us went zip-lining on the “canopy tour.” It was the first zip-lining place in all of Africa and it was quite spectacular. I had a blast and do not regret missing bungee jumping at all. They even fed us some yummy cheese and tomato sandwiches when we were done.
The place we stayed at that night was like the Garden of Eden. It was so nice! I would go back and spend a month or more there. The next 24 hours were probably the best day/night I’ve had since I’ve been here.
The place was in Jeffery’s Bay, which is a famous surf town near Port Elizabeth so obviously the next day was our day to test the waves. I ended up staying awake very late playing pool and foosball. Because I had made plans to watch the sunrise over the ocean the next morning, I just stayed up until than. My friend Ami and I watched the sunrise and then did Yoga on the beach. After being up all night, I was so pumped to surf.
Day 5:
And surf I did. Up until this I was feeling as though this trip was fun, but nothing had blown me out of the water, yet... After surfing I was sold, on the trip, on learning how to surf and on life. It was brilliant! I was really getting it by the end. I even got to catch the top of the wave (with the instructors help) when no one else did. Again, I love J-Bay and need to go back and bum it there sometime in my life.
This was our last day on the famous Garden Route tour and we had to rush to the airport at Port Elizabeth to catch our plane back to Cape Town. It was a magical week and I am so glad I got to take a trip before school started. The friends I have made in the last week because of this trip are amazing. My goals for this week were to strengthen friendships and figure out my classes, only one of these was accomplished but in my opinion it was the one of greater importance.